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An AARP Moment

by

Tom Tannehill

My head is in a frazzle, 
My memory’s kaput!
I can’t remember nothing,
Not one darn thing I should.

My shorts are creeping up on me
My brain is on the fritz.
The first thing that I’ll lose they say
I can’t remember, it’s...

Oh heck! There it goes again,
My thoughts just fell apart.
They came then up and passed right by
Another durn brain fart!

I know I had a great idea.
At least I think I did.
But what it was I can’t recall,
I think... I thought... Aw, shit!

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