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Proof of the Supernatural
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Raymond Towers
The small
group of fortune seeking ghost hunters crowded into
the dark and narrow hallway, their uneasy footsteps
bringing sharp creaks from the dusty floorboards.
To the left were the three eggheads, more commonly
known as 'paranormal investigators.'
Doc Winters,
whose experience far exceeded that of both Northrup
and Frugle combined, had been unofficially elected
leader of the scientific trio, and now led his
compatriots with a pulsing spectro-meter
outstretched in his hand. On the right side, were
the three loonies, or if you will, the 'genuine
psychics,' who chose every possible instant to
stand before the camera and showboat their
individual skills, and therefore, did not
necessitate having a leader. At this moment, John
Edwards, host of the popular television show
'Crossing Over,' came first, followed closely by
the renowned psychic hotline guru, Miss Cleo, and
the Advisor to the Stars, Jean Dixon.
The final
members of the bunch consisted of the host of the
tabloid show, 'A Current Affair,' named Kellie
Sloan, her cameraman, referred to simply as Gus,
and the sullen and quiet Tate Fielder, an
unemployed janitor who'd been thrown in to add
color and relativity, a tactic which had failed
completely and utterly. Partly to break the
silence, and partly to ease her own jitters, Kellie
spoke into the microphone. "This second floor
passageway is reportedly where Herman Bates
strangled his mother with his gym socks, right
after she scolded him for bringing home a
less than spectacular report card."
"I sense
movement," John Edwards announced, waiting until
the camera was aimed in his direction before he
continued. "There, towards the end of the hallway."
"My
instruments read nothing unusual," Doc Winters
refuted, a move to recapture the camera's
attention. "But I will recalibrate my device just
in case."
"The only
movement you're sensing is a bowel movement," Miss
Cleo berated. "Take my word for it, I know. Do not
stand downwind of this man."
Gus the
cameraman snickered.
"Perhaps
you're right." Edwards replied. "I shouldn't have
had that second chili burger earlier."
"Damn right
you shouldn't have," Cleo retorted. "Psychic, my
ass."
"Be polite,
dear," Jean Dixon requested. "We're being broadcast
live, remember?"
"Mister
Winters," Northrup interrupted. "I'm detecting an
anomaly, some ten feet above our heads."
Frugle's
flashlight shone up to that area, where sure
enough, a transparent phantasm flew through the
beam. A second later, the flashlight bounced on the
floor, and Frugal's footsteps could be heard
bounding through the hall and down the staircase.
"It seems
we've lost Frugle," Winters sighed. "Northrup,
you're in charge of the flashlight now."
Soon, the beam
of light scanned through the entire hallway,
coming to rest on the materializing phantom on the
opposite wall.
"Look, its a
little boy!" Miss Cleo started, shoving Edwards
aside. "Why, its the ghost of little Herman Bates,
come back to make amends for choking his dear
mother!"
"I wouldn't
touch that thing if I were you," Tate Fielder, the
biggest oddball of them all, warned.
"Well, you
ain't me!" Cleo ignored him, bustling her large
frame forward until she almost ran into the
apparition. "Come here, little Herman." She reached
out as if to pat the specter's shoulder, and when
her hand came in contact with the ghost, she
screamed, her hair stood on end, and then she
bolted down the hall at a pace which would
undoubtedly put her ahead of Frugle within seconds.
"Excuse me,"
Edwards dismissed himself. "I must go also, I've
wet my pants."
Quickly,
Kellie took up the story. "And so, confronted by
this ghostly terror, our numbers are rapidly
dwindling."
"It's not a
terror," Jean Dixon denied. "Its a child, reaching
out for sympathy."
"It is a
terror," the ex-janitor contradicted. "Wait and
see."
"How would you
know?" Winters disagreed, almost fuming. "Just how
did you manage to get on this show, anyway?"
"I'm
possessed," Fielder revealed. "After I showed the
producer, I was okayed."
"Possessed by
the bottle, maybe," Winters insulted. "I saw you
dipping into the sauce earlier, along with the
cameraman."
The cameraman
hiccupped in response.
"No, really,
I'm possessed by a demon."
"Balderdash!"
Winters growled.
Before things
got out of hand, Kellie stepped between the two
men. "One question our viewers have been asking,
Mr. Fielder, is just what are you planning to do
with that bag of sand you've been carrying with
you?"
"I'll show
you." He ambled towards the ghost.
"This should
be interesting," Winters harrumphed.
"Leave that
poor child alone!" Jean Dixon pleaded.
"Its not a
child, lady," Fielder corrected. "Its a demon."
Sarcastically,
Winters said, "We are about to witness demonic
wrestle-mania."
The
child-ghost transfigured into a huge, horned beast.
Northrup
abandoned ship, and a few moments later, Winters
recovered the flashlight.
"Blasted
juniors," he cursed. "And damned apparitions!"
When Fielder
continued to approach, the demon began to
dematerialize.
"Uh-uh-uh!"
The ex-janitor shook his finger. "Don't make me
chase you."
"What exactly
are you doing now?" Kellie asked.
"I'm gonna win
myself that one million dollar grand prize,"
Fielder replied. "You wanted proof of the
supernatural. Well, here it is!"
With that, he
grabbed hold of the demon's throat, then dumped the
bag of sand into its mouth. Instantly, the sand
began to cling to the demon's innards, and became,
in a manner of speaking, flesh. It writhed and
squirmed and screeched, but Fielder's grip held
firm.
"By Jove!"
Winters exclaimed, aghast.
Kellie fainted
in a heap, but her cameraman simply hiccupped, and
continued rolling.
"It should
stay that way until it spits out all the sand."
Fielder turned to leave.
"Where're you
going?" Gus asked.
"Back to the
trailer, I still have some liquor left."
Gus shoved his
camera into Doc Winter's surprised arms. "I'm
coming too! That stuff was good!"
"It better
be," Fielder replied. "That brew's been fermented
for eons. Its the Devil's Own."
Jean Dixon
followed closely at their heels. "After all this, I
think I need a drink of that stuff, too."
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