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Ode to Bladder Control


Karen Pospisil

I'm in my 40's, God forbid
the day is near I need a lid
to slam the hole on my old bladder,
prevent the aging spit and splatter.

I know it comes to those of us,
especially gals, who did not trust
that Mr Kagle's funny squeezes
would keep us dry through all those sneezes..

So listen up, you girls of youth!
It is no lie, no tale or spoof--
Squeeze those buns, NE'ER do forget 
or else those jeans you wear be wet!

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