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Before Your Eyes
by
Elizabeth Broomfield
It was a day
the reporter knew he would never forget. He had
received his biggest assignment yet - to interview
William Shakespeare about his newest play HAMLET.
The reporter was feeling confident; he had
consulted with every literature expert in London to
prepare for his meeting with the famous writer.
While waiting in a small bar for his distinguished
guest, the reporter was joined by a short, balding,
rather commonplace man with inkblots all over his
hands.
"So," the old
man said, turning to the reporter, "Are you waiting
for someone?"
The reporter
smirked. "Yes, and not just anyone, but William
Shakespeare, one of the greatest writers in the
country."
The reporter
did not notice the old man's eyes flash, or the
wicked grin spread over his face.
"Have you ever
met Mr. Shakespeare?" asked the old man, his smile
growing wider every second.
The reporter's
expression grew even more smug. "Well, not really,
but today we have a special meeting. I am going to
interview him about his latest play HAMLET. I just
returned from the Globe Theatre."
"Yes, I have
just come from there too. It was a pretty good
show." The man paused, and chuckled. "Still, it was
rather boring at times. Why do they say this
Shakespeare guy is so great?"
The reporter
was more than happy to share his newfound knowledge
with this seemingly ignorant old man.
"So many
people just don't realize his brilliance, the
subtle images that reoccur throughout the play. For
example, ears and hearing are continually
mentioned. One component of Hamlet's discovery of
the complexity of attaining true knowledge is
slipperiness of language. Words are used to
communicate ideas, but they can also be used to
distort the truth, manipulate other people, and
serve as tools in corrupt quests for power. Ears
are used in the murder of King Hamlet, and are also
often mentioned by Hamlet."
The reporter
still took no notice of the old man, whose entire
body was shaking as if to control laughter.
"Could it be
that Shakespeare just felt like writing about ears,
and it didn't really mean anything?" asked the old
man.
"Of course
not!" cried the reporter. "You couldn't understand.
Shakespeare is a genius! His understanding of human
nature is remarkable! Just think of his line 'to be
or not to be?'"
"OK," said the
old man with a slight smile. "What does that quote
mean?"
"Uh . . ."
Unable to
control himself any longer, the old man threw his
head back and laughed for several minutes.
"How many
times have I heard that response? And yet it never
fails to amuse me!"
The reporter
grew very puzzled. "Sir, I beg your pardon. I
understood the play perfectly, the question just
took me by surprise."
"I understand;
take five minutes to think it over."
The reporter
stared off into space for a few minutes, and
finally came up with an answer. "His philosophizing
can be a way for him to avoid thinking about or
acknowledging something more immediately
important."
"Of course,
his thinking is a way for him to avoid thinking
about something else." The old man paused for a
moment, clearly trying to suppress his urge to
laugh again. After gaining control of himself, he
continued slowly. "You said that I, I mean
Shakespeare, understands human nature. Well ..." he
paused for a moment. "I understand human nature.
Oh, do I! The key to all of his plays is the same
thing - human nature. Want to know about people?
People will never admit to ignorance. If they don't
understand something, they make up an explanation.
The mark of a great writer is one who can write
something incredibly vague with very big words that
nobody understands. It is even better if the writer
makes up words himself. Why? No person will admit
to ignorance, they simply assume that these
nonsensical phrases must conceal some deep,
profound meaning. Take this phrase for example:
The star's shadows fell to infinity. It sounds
nice, but does it mean anything?"
The reporter
thought for a moment. "Well, a star is a bright
object, and . . ."
"No, no, no!
You missed the point!" the old man interrupted.
"Why is it so hard for people to grasp?"
The reporter
cried, "Wait! You didn't let me finish! So the star
is a bright object and the shadows are dark, so
that's irony and . . ."
The old man
shook his head. "The star's shadow and infinity are
nothing more than a collection of words! They don't
mean anything! While searching for meaning, people
miss what is actually right in front of their
faces!" The old man sighed. "Sometimes we are too
close to the picture to be able to see it.
Sometimes the truth is staring right at us and we
don't even notice." The old man's eyes widened.
"Don't look for things that aren't there."
The reporter
shook his head with a knowing smile. "You simply
can't understand the work of a brilliant man like
William Shakespeare."
The old man
chuckled and then sighed. He signed his name to the
bill and offered it to the bartender, whose face
filled with respect as he glanced at the name the
old man had written.
After a short
pause the old man walked away, leaving the reporter
to wonder as to the whereabouts of his guest. If he
had only glanced at the old man's signature, he
would have known exactly where William Shakespeare
had been for the past fifteen minutes.
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