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|Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:25 am Post subject: Long arm of the law - Onion
|WASHINGTON—In response to a probe into the bureau's operational costs, FBI director Robert Mueller timidly told Congress Wednesday that the organization he oversees has not technically solved any crimes since 2001.
Mueller says the agency has been "busy with a lot of other stuff" during the 10-year span.
After confirming that the FBI does indeed have more than 13,000 special agents deployed to investigate cases all across the country, Mueller stressed that the bureau's internal process was "complicated," and that the fact that not one case file has been closed in the past decade is not unexpected.
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